Damage

Staring everyone's favorite redneck Stone Cold Steve Austin and Supergirl herself Laura Vandervoort and an appearance by William B. Davis (The Smoking Man/Cancer Man)

I would have to say that this was a pretty good movie I don't think I liked it as much as the condemned but it was very good. there is not much to the plot basically what is in the description.
It in away reminded me almost like a cross between Rocky and No Holds Barred (staring the Hulkster!) the fights were good and exciting to watch especially the "dog match" that was an interesting one. I would have to say the acting was very good also I don't have any complaints about it although some might , the only thing I don't think I liked was Laura Vandervoort as a brunette I guess it is becasue you're use to seeing her as a blond but with that said I don't think her blond hair would fit this film so the color change works. This also had a bit of humor especially in the Parole Officer scenes they did give me a chuckle and this film also had some good music at times not what you would expect from an Adrenaline fueled action flick but its an action picture with a heart. all in all I liked it it was a fun watch and enjoyed it.


Hellweek

This was pretty good actually it was a fun watch a bit creepy at times the acting was kind of bland from the teen characters at times like they were just saying something they memorized but I think the crazy family characters is what made this an enjoyable watch they were fun and interesting. The editing and music in this was very good. There seemed to be a lot of Chainsaw Massacre references in this and there were a few from other movies as well. You can tell this is low budget amateur made but its better then some of the ones I seen. Also the character of JJ reminded me of Stiffler from American Pie. all in all this was a fun watch I can't really complain to much about it.


I Am Virgin

ok what the hell was that?
basically they take the story from "I Am Legend" and turn it into a porn.
the guy "Robby" in this who reminds me of Brendan Fraser and is the last man alive on earth or so he thinks and he is a virgin! apparently the world suffered a plague of some sort that turned everyone in to a sex crazed vampire and Robby goes around the city watching everyone have sex (see that is where the porn angle comes in) but he won't join in when he is offered and runs away screaming like a little girl. until a very so wise Vampire named Paul played by Ron Jeremy tells him that he can have as much sex as he wants as long as its meaningless sex Robby try to put this into practice but he can't being that he is a loser and would rather continue this journey to find that one perfect girl for him and heads north to a fabled compound where apparently there are all kinds of non sexy vampires. Well with that said plenty of the girls in this were perfect so I don't know the problem, but hey to each his own. the movie itself was pretty awful the acting or lack there of was horrible, it was full of cheesy horror movie references. The only thing that saved this was watching the girls bounce around, I didn't even find it funny it was just groan worthy so don't bother watching if you want a comedy its not one and it doesn't even make a good porn either...



Forgetting Sarah Marshall

this was one that you heard a lot of good things about and you wanted to see and I would have to say I did enjoy it. I thought it was very extremely funny I laughed at countless parts through out the movie. I liked it although I did not enjoy the male nudity that I couldn't have lived with out but the female nudity was just fine lol. As I was saying the film was nicely written, shot and acted the characters were believable and very likable and this movie featured many familiar faces especially Mila Kunis who shins in this like no other I think she even upstages Kristen Bell and is of course more watchable. around the 40min mark i had a feeling I thought I knew where this was going and was happy it went the other way it made for a better final act. anyway very good movie with plenty of good laughs.


The Drawn Together Movie.

Well now...I did watch the show when it was on all of it and thought it was pretty funny and when I heard they were doing a Direct to Video movie I thought "That should be interesting" so i was curious to see it when it was available and here we are.
I'd have to say I noticed that the animation seems a bit different from the TV series but that is not a good or a bad thing. I also think this came around being that the Family Guy Star Wars ones are popular and of course Seth MacFarlane voices a female robot with huge knockers in this called "I.S.R.A.E.L." (Intelligent Smart Robot Animation Eraser Lady) and in true Drawn together fashion this was outrageous, Raunchy and crude and utterly offensive and even more so on this its pretty much everything they couldn't do on TV with loads of foul language, tons of nudity and even an Animated Sex Scene. but all in all it was what you would expect from this series as for the jokes and the writing was sharp and witty and I did get a good laugh out of it. so if you loved the show you should like this. I especially laughed at the South Park parody. I'd have to say I like how this turned out and gives a good ending to the series as a whole.


Chloe

I seen this advertised a few times and said I'd watch that if I had the chance so this was the chance it was a different little film and has 3 great actors in it Julianne Moore, Liam Neeson and
Amanda Seyfried as the title character. I have to say I do like her she has a very beautiful face and the rest of her isn't bad either (gigady!) I'd have to say this one would probably fall under the erotic thriller gene and it shockingly had more nudity in it then I thought it would. but it was well acted and the story was kinda different. I mean it would have just been easier to hire a Private eye to tale her husband but I guess this works also in a bit of a round about way. Also the ending was a bit off I must have missed something somewhere what was Chloe's motive? sis she want Julianne Moore Character's life? did she want to replace her? or was it something else? I didn't really get it? but over all it was an ok film and was worth the watch.