Friday, July 16, 2010

Ong Bak 2

I remember watching the first film and being very impressed by it so I decided to give this one I watch.
The one thing I hate when they do a more of a I guess you would say series is they put a "2" on obviously
a prequel. That doesn't make sense to me. This is not a second film it is more of a first they should have called it Ong Bak: The Beginning you know something like that, being that it shows the character of Tien (Tony Jaa)
as a boy learning to fight and growing in to the warrior we see in the original film.
As for the movie itself it of course is like the original very impressive. The music is very dynamic and at times very powerful you feel the characters strength through the music as he fights.
there were some nice sweeping cinematic shots in this and blends well into the music.
The scenes with the elephant were really good I thought they were nicely done as well as the various fights
that is truly the most impressive part of these films you just have to watch them for all the crazy stuff that he does. is there anything Tony Jaa can't do?
well all I can say is this has some amazing visuals and oddly interesting characters (which you sadly don't get to learn hardly anything about) so if you like the original film you might be very interested in seeing this as well if you haven't already.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

The Bounty Hunter

Well I remember seeing the trailers for this and thinking it would be funny and I would have to say that here were some nice laughs in it. The movie had some good music that helped make the movie very enjoyable. Also I noticed that the pair of Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston worked way better in this film then the horrible pairing of her and Vince Vaughn in the equally horrible movie know as The Break-Up
I thought that one wasn't even funny it was like watching a Dr.Phil special...
anyway I thought the 2 worked good in this. The movie had a good sense of "cat and mouse" with Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston trying to one up each other as she runs and he gives chase. I found while he was chasing her you could tell his character was getting a sadistic thrill out of. Like I said it had some laughs probably one of the funnest moments in the whole film was with the stun gun but I think I laughed most at the character of Stewart played by Jason Sudeikis.
but the film was an enjoyable watch had some nice action and a hint of mystery
as Aniston's character tries to solve this case and get her story while Butler pulls her In the opposite direction.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Well I don't know if I would consider the main character wimpy.
But I did think this was an alright movie it would be a good one for kids about the same age as the actors. You don't usually see a movie set in Middle School (or Jr. High which is what they call it where I'm from) they usually have it set in High School but it was a different setting. Now the movie didn't seem to have a lot of humor but there were a few chuckles in there like the scene of the main character Greg peeing on his brother was pretty funny. but other things weren't really like the whole "cheese touch" also what was up with no doors on the bathroom stalls?
one thing is when I'm sitting on the toilet I don't need an audience...that was just weird. also what was up with the "girl from under the bleachers" she seemed to sow interest in the Greg character but he kept shutting her down but as we all know but the end of Middle school he will be wanting all her attention lol. but still I don't see why he couldn't have been friends with her anyway, Greg's friend Rowley was a little bit off and seemed kind of effeminate to me and I was wondering through the films if the character was suppose to be gay and didn't know it yet?
also the crazy kid and the whole booger thing where Greg looked like he was sleeping in the bathtub what times was that suppose to be? wouldn't someone need to get in to the bathroom between the time Greg went in and came out? would Greg's parents be wondering where he is? but with all that said I think it wasn't a bad movie it was kind off lost on me but like I said someone in that age group would probably like this one.

A New Beginning.

This is technically my very first original post. All the other posts before this one were posted on another website, but sadly that site was shut down recently so I took what I had and wanted to put it up somewhere else and here it is. I thought it would have been a better idea to do the ones below in blocks of 4 or 5 instead of doing each one as a separate post being that would take so long. So from now on everything after this post will be brand new.
National Lampoon's Vacation

I would have to say I never seen this until now...
I am familiar with the characters through the Christmas one
because you have to watch the Christmas one every year it is probably the
greatest Christmas movie of all time! anyway I thought I would give the original
a watch. Not only does it feature greats like Chevy Chase, John Candy and Randy Quaid
you also see a young Eugene Levy and introducing Christie Brinkley!
the movie is pretty funny and a lot of people can relate to it with out a doubt.
Some of the things that I found funny were "The computer" at the first of the movie
as well as the dog pee sandwiches and the use of the music from Chariots of Fire.
were Clark (Chevy Chase) complains about the tent price I thought that was a good
deal for the 3 tents and the actual tent itself. Also one thing I don't get
when the aunt dies why didn't they drop her off at the hospital and leave
the contact information for the cousin "Normie" to deal with when it came
back? Also in this day and age if the park were to shut down you would know
about it before evening leaving the house. Also I can't see the entire park
shutting down for 2 weeks and especially during a peek time like the summer
which I believe this takes place being most people take their vacation during
that time. all in all it is a good movie but not a funny as I thought it would
be I think the Christmas one is funnier then this one. Also being the first movie
I thought it would answer the question of why Chevy Chase's character is nicknamed
"Sparky" but I guess not.

The Flock

I was going to watch something else but ended up watching this instead
I would have to say it was a pretty good mystery/thriller type of film
I would have to say it reminded me of other movies such as 8MM and Seven.
it is also filled with familiar faces such as Richard Gere, Claire Danes
Ray Wise and even believe it or not Avril Lavigne. yes she has a small
part in here also. I thought this was a pretty interesting film and had
some nice editing and also some very good haunting imagery as well.
I didn't know about the title I was wondering why it was called that
but you learn half way through and it made sense to me.
I was have to say it was amazingly acted especially Richard Gere
he put so much into his performance and it really shows
he did an amazing job on this and with his character.
but like I said it was a pretty good movie I don't have anything
bad to say about it.


Starship Troopers 3: Marauder

I remember going to see the original one in theaters and thinking it was awesome!
the first one is an amazing movie. The second one which was a direct to video
thing was not as good I vaguely remember it I know it had something to do with
little brain bugs or something I don't remember...
as for this I'd have to say it was pretty good the Captain Lola character
reminded me of Angelina Jolie for some reason.
and it was good to see Casper Van Dien return as Rico to kick some bug behind.
The effects were pretty good there was no problem there and I thought
the big Mechsuits near the end of the film were pretty cool. I also
like the references they made to the first movie where this was more
like the first then the second I would say. Also of course there was some nudity
in this a few nice pairs of tits and a couple of nice asses, I can't complain
on that front. Although it was pretty predictable that the "Sky Marshal" was
working with the bugs I pegged that as soon as he disappeared from the base
in that first part of the movie it wasn't hard to figure out. also that
weird romance thing with the characters Holly and bull was kind of stupid.
but all in all it was a pretty good movie if you liked the first one
you'll probably like this one also.


Johna Hex

Now personally I am familiar with the character being that I have been a comic book
person for a very long time. But at the same time I was surprised that he received
a Liva Action theatrical adaption. He was always just a guest star or supporting
character in the books I always read. He is not a top tear recognizable character
to the average movie goer unlike Superman, Batman or Spider-Man, etc.
Now personally personally I thought the trailers looked cool and thought I'd
give it a chance. True its no Iron Man or Dark Knight but I thought it was
alright. I found thought that the pacing was very quick, it didn't linger
anywhere it never felt slow it was a very fast action action packed adventure.
Yes like I said there was a lot of action, cool fights , shoot outs. The
gatling guns on the horse was some what funny.
The effects were pretty good as well. As for the portrail of Jonah Hex Josh Brolin
did an excellent job he looked like him acted like him and even talked like him.
I was very pleased with how the character was presented.
Now as for Megan Fox well people give her a lot of crap for being in stuff
or for just doing anything really but I would have to say I thought she did
rather well in this and wasn't in it as much as I thought she would be.
But like I said it was very fast paced action adventure don't go in hoping
to see something that will win best picture. but go in to a a little bit
of fun and leave the real world out side for about 2 hours.


The Karate Kid (2010)

Well this this truly concludes our Karate Kid viewing lol
I would have to say this film is very similar to the original where as a young guy with his mom move away from the only home he has ever known to a new place and has trouble fitting in and becomes the target of bullying, but soon develops a friendship with a caretaker/handyman for this new home who teaches him confidence and how to defend himself while giving him something to believe in. while at the same time the young fellow gives the elder one back what he lost..a sense of family.
I would have to say the movie was quiet excellent I found it very well done I was quite impressed. It had familiar scenes and some familiar dialogue but at the same time it seemed new and different. It even had the training montages and they didn't feel cheesy they were right on with the rest of this film. There is nothing bad I can say about it This movie has
wonderful cinematography that is sweepingly beautiful at times, The fighting scenes were greatly impressive, it had some nice humor and the music was perfect with this also it really complimented the picture. The only sad thing is there was no "Wax On, Wax Off" lol



Labyrinth (1986)

David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly? Hells Yeah!
With this one I haven't seen it in years but it was a nice trip back to my youth
simply put this movie is still truly amazing. Its a fantasy tale in its truest purest form
its imaginative, funny, exciting. The music, The Effects and the puppetry all comes together in a seamless package. Jim Henson is a true genius and it comes through in spades in this film.
Its a shame it was taken far to soon. The world could use his creativity and imagination now more then ever. Also you can notice the subtle references to things like Wizard of OZ and Snow White as well as others but in the end this movie is perfect you can't say anything bad about it at all. It one of those movies that you loved as a kid and can't wait to have kids so you can share it with them.
The only question that comes to mind is who would win in a fight Sir Didymus (the little dog character) or Puss in boots from Shrek?


Edge Of Darkness

Staring Crazy Mel..! I would have to say this was a great revenge/Mystery Thriller. There wasn't alot of action it seemed very methodical like there was a slow pace to the story but in a way there it was interesting to watch him figure it out and you go along and enjoy the clues here and there, now with that being said there was some action and when there was you would least expect it and it would come fast and hard. especially the scene when the one was getting out of the car and she gets hit. One part made me some what chuckle is the puking scene near the first of the movie I didn't really need to see that while at the same time I myself was eating dinner. As for the movie it was very good I did enjoy it myself I thought it was nicely shot and well acted. The performances came off and very genuine in my opinion. The character who is the head of the Northmoor company you can tell he is slimy from the get go and the spooky English guy who knows everything that is going on kind of reminds me of something you would seen in the X-Files. Also it had a nice ending which i was pretty pleased with so all around this was a very good enjoyable movie.


Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen

Wow..that wasn't that good, I mean it was alright after the scene where they were at the police station but everything before that was kind of awful.. I mean the writing seemed atrocious I felt sorry they had to deliver such bad lines of dialogue.. also I thought this was a Hillary Duff movie
not a Lindsay Lohan one I would have to say I am surprised. I found the over all story pretty weak which is surprising being that it is biased on a book so I feel sorry for the author of it and well as far as I can say the only benefit in this movie is that is has Megan Fox in it. and that is saying a lot right there. although the drama teacher seemed crazy which was mild interesting to watch her flip out.
Toy Story 3

One of the Greatest animated stories returns...in 3D!
Toy story the original and the first of its kind (yes look it up it was the first feature length film done completely in digital animation)which single-handedly changed animation and movies in general forever returns.
We meet up with our beloved toys as they try to win the affection of a now grown up Andy
who is heading to college. In a misunderstanding Woody, Buzz and the gang get donated to a Preschool who's toys are ruled by an evil strawberry smelling bear who wants to feed them to the unruly tots and in true "Prison Escape movie" fashion they must break out and get home.
I'd truly have to say this was a fantastic film and a truly welcome chapter
(and hopefully last) in the Toy Story series. The animation was perfect the music
complemented it so well also. The Humor was right on and made me laugh. The "Spanish Buzz"
and the tortilla Potato Head were Hilarious. The movie even had some serious dramatic
tension at points but at the same time the evil bear seemed also like "stinky Pete"
from Toy Story 2 just more evil...
Now it was funny to seem more adults in the theater then kids, but if you were a kid when the first came out and you grew up with it you hand to go and see the 3rd like I did
But the movies was truly amazing and the ending was very sad I even felt like I was welling up and could shed a tear at any second.
Even though the movie was amazing and it had a nice theme of being a family and sticking
together it also had a message that toys are more then just plastic they are a
part of our lives and bring out hopes and dreams to life as we played and should be charshed.
so in closing if you liked the first 2 you should love this one.


The A-Team (2010)

I pity the fool who doesn't enjoy this movie!

I remember watching the series when I was a kin and Mr.T was its star.
Now I was a bit interested and a tiny bit excited when they started marketing this
and even more so when they started promoting this. It is a nostalgia thing.
Now I have to say I was extremely pleased with how it turned out It was perfectly
cast and I and I thought greatly acted it seemed like everyone was just how I remembered it. Basically the movie shows how the team meet and what lead up to them
becoming wanted fugitives and then the mission they undertake to clear their names.
The movie itself had humor and plenty of action and some crazy fun stunts and effects
"Flying the Tank" is one of the most notable things it was both cool and funny.
I also liked how it was edited, the explanation of the mission while showing it happen was a great way of doing it. The editing in that was very interesting and made the movie more
fun to watch. All I can say is this was a great movie
that brings back fond memories and is a enjoyable watch but all I can say is:
"a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from maximum security. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team."


Prince of Persia: the sands of time

From the very first trailers I thought this was going to be good and I was wrong
I greatly enjoyed it. I never had the chance to play the games but heard they were very good as well I'd have to say the movie was very good the cinematography, editing, stunts and effects were all very impressive. the over all film made me kinda of think of Aldin crossed with the scorpion king. it was a fun adventure with plenty of nice action and a little humor.
The acting was very well done I do like watching Jake Gyllenhaal I find he is a very good at what he does and hand real chemistry with Gemma Arterton but all in all I really liked this one it was exciting and lots of fun.


Geek Mythology

Well First I don't really understand the title of this movie I have an idea of what it means but im not completely sure..anyway I wouldn't say the character of Tim is a geek he didn't appear as a geek to me but then it all depends on what one would consider a geek. as for the movie you can tell it wasn't made by professionals and it is just a bunch of people gotten to together to do it but I would have to say it wasn't bad I gotten a laugh out of it it is not by any means a excellent movie but I wouldn't say it was a bad one either it was a nice fun watch. The elevator scene was kinda funny and the music is probably the funniest thing about this I don't think it fits it sounds like something you would hear in a cartoon or some sketch show. The running joke with the cop was pretty good and the big guy "Wallace" looked so familiar! I was trying to think of where I seen him before? but other then that it was an alright movie was a bit funny so it achieved that.


Thor and the Hammer of the Gods.

This was ones of those made for TV movie that you would see on the sci if channel
the ones with the terrible acting and visual effects. Now this one is no
different but it was alright it had the terrible acting and effects the wolf creatures
were kind of funny but in the end it was alright it was a fun watch what filled the time
I needed it to fill. It was very reminiscent of the movie "13th Warrior" staring Antonio
Banderas. like I said the movie was alright there was a nice look to it and there was some
decent action but then there was some very poor attempts at humor and near the end why didn't the guy just cut the others arm and not his whole finger off? wouldn't that have given the
same effect? anyway if you watch don't expect to much from it other then a nice
adventure for 90minutes.
The Decent: Part2

I remember Watching the first one when it came out on DVD and of course it boasted the title that most horror movies claim to be which is "the scariest movie of all time" now I didn't think the first one was scary and I have to say the same about this one I didn't find this one scary at all either.
This "Part 2" is a logical sequel where the girls have gone missing and a search party is sent to find them (see what I mean logical). Now this wasn't a bad movie it its good in a way and follows a good time line and there was some good visuals in this also the various ways of killing off some of the creatures were interesting as well as the thing with the "rat in the mouth" around the beginning was pretty cool and I also liked how you had a chance to get a nice good look at the creatures in this one I like seeing the creature design not just have it as a quick shadowy flash or blur and this movie carried on the sense and feel of the claustrophobic feel and look of the first one. The only thing I don't understand is how the ending was suppose to work? The movie was alright up until that point I'd have to say it didn't much much sense why was the guy waiting there? how did he know at what time someone if anyone would come out? and she took off running how would he know she would stop at that spot and why did he drag her back? I don't know. but like I said it was a pretty good sequel if you love the first one you will like this one also.


My Teachers Wife

Well I have to say that this wasn't bad at all I don't think it was a comedy, there were a few parts in it that gave me a laugh here and there and I think Zak Orth who played "Faber" is actually who made this film funny. of course it also had some familiar faces in it such as Jeffrey Tambor, Christopher McDonald and of course Tia Carrere (schwing!) and speaking of which she does have somewhat of a topless scene in this. Also Jason London who played the main character "Todd Boomer" in this looks so much like Brendan Fraser its unbelievable! but I'd have to say I liked this the dream sequences as well as the animated ones gave me a smile they were well done and interesting but the movie itself like I said was pretty good but then again there are similar ones out there like this but still there is nothing wrong with this one it is a fun watch.


The NEXT Karate Kid

As The Karate Kid Remake plays on the big screen this weekend I conclude my viewing of the series with the true end of the series The NEXT Karate Kid.
I remember watching this for the first time on video when it came out in the 90s and thinking that the girl in it ( who was at the time a relatively unknown Hilary Swank) was the hottest thing ever! she is still pretty good looking but as much as she was in this or at least that is what I thought then. Now at the very first you can tell that it was going to be a different film then the previous 3 but does share many of the elements from the earlier movies as well and being new and different. but truly you have that feeling that this is the last go at the series at the time it was made you can just picture how that meeting when
"what are we going to do next?"
"Daniel's gone so lets make it a girl!"
" thats perfect I'm sold on that idea! lets make it!"
and speaking of which it doesn't really explain what happen to Daniel, is he in college, moved away, settled down with a girl? Mr.Miyagi doesn't really say other then the face that he lived with a friend my the name of Daniel. Now that he has a new female student it gives Mr.Miyagi a whole new set of challenges but I find that the dynamic between the two really does work and is carried well in the film. I didn't find this one hat the humor that the others did although the Monks bowling was a bit funny there isn't much in the way of humor in here but the acting was pretty good and it was nicely shot so you can't really complain to much. It is a fun and enjoyable film.


The Karate Kid PART III

Continuing on with our Karate kid viewing in honor of the up cumming remake I present to you The Final Chapter of The karate Kid Trilogy The karate Kid...PART III.
I never watched this before before now it was an interesting film and shows what happened to the Cobra Kais, and after Miyagi humiliates their master, Kreese. He is a broken man with no students and no money. I don't know why he is as upset as he is someone was bound to beat him at some point he couldn't be the champ forever there is always someone better then you somewhere. but caring his personal vendetta he seeks help from a friend so basically Kreese hires a hit man who in turn hires some goons to strong arm this boy and old man its kind of funny when you think of it. Also the other guy training him to fail which is kind of stupid being that they are engineering (or at least trying to) their win it would just make it a very hollow meaningless victory but I guess that doesn't matter when you are a villain the winning is more important I guess. Also why did he have trouble punching through a 2x4? in the second one he punched through 6 solid chunks of ice on his first try so i don't understand the difficulty on that.
Also Daniel works quick with the ladies in this but I also thought he shouted alot in this one it was like all he was going was shouting at people. I would have to say I did laugh at the "sweeping joke" and I'm no mountain/cliff climb expert but should they have been wearing some boots doing that? I don't think sneakers were proper footwear for that activity lol
all in all it was a pretty good movie in away it reminded me of Spider-Man3 of all things
were he turns on everything he learned and away from the path of the hero and becomes a villain of sorts, then finds redemption when he breaks away from the darkness and comes out a hero once again.


The Karate Kid PART II

Continuing on with our Karate kid viewing in honor of the up cumming remake I present to you The karate Kid...PART II.
I don't think I watched this before or at least in its entirety. I believe I seen bits and pieces of it but never the whole thing from start to finish. It was interesting to see almost a role reversal here where in the first one you see Daniel and what his life is like, where he comes from and follows his story but this one is more focused on Mr. Miyagi and you get to see more of where he comes from and follows his story as it fleshes out more of his past and background.
Like I said it pretty much follows the same story points as the first just changes location and characters which is not a bad thing it makes for a very interesting and enjoyable film. This is a very worthy follow up to the original film and complements it perfectly. I would also have to day the character of Sato was a very good villain I like him very much. Anyway I thought is was very emotional at times and seemed to have alot more humor then the first it was also nicely shot with some very beautiful scenery. but like I said this was actually quite good but man that Daniel guy no matter where he goes he runs a foul of someone who ends up wanting to kick his butt! lol